I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
