I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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