they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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