hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
operation harelip BJ is a go
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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