No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
3pm strippers are depressing
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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