i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We just shotgunned beers for America
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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