its not stalking. its research.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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