I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She announced her abortion via fbk
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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