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And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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