I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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