If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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