His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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