Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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