I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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