Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
