so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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