We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
