MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Is it penis luge time yet?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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