I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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