he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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