Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
His nipple licking is glorious
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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