I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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