Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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