he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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