Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
