can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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