If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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