I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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