Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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