420 ftw
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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