But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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