we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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