The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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