Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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