do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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