The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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