Your tits are I can't wait for
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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