Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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