This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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