so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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