So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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