everyone is single if you try hard enough
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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