The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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