You don't have asthma, your pregnant
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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