I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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