so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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