Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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