But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
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