is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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