the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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