I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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