we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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