Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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