i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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